Shoemoney - Skills To Pay The Bills

Maybe You Should Have Given Fatty A Piece

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 03:02 AM PDT

This past weekend I went back to my home town of Moline, IL for my parents 40th anniversary. My mom was a high school teacher and there was a ton kids who showed up to pay respects to my parents.

One girl who showed up was in my class of 1992. In High School she was totally smoking hot, probably the hottest girl in our class (she still looks good BTW for late 30's).

Anyway she told me she didn't use Facebook so I am guessing she will never see this since she isn’t online =P.

Long story short she came up to me and was like, "Hey please don't take offense to this but in High School you super overweight, total loser who could not hold a job, and really everyone always felt sorry for your mom cause you were always getting in trouble. So what happened? Now you look good, and are very successful from what I hear".

I looked at her and said, "Well, I got laid".

She laughed and asked if a lot of chicks who would not have given me the time of day in High School find me online and hit me up.

I told her, “sure”.

She said, "what do you say to them"?

I told her I tell them, "Maybe you should have gave fatty a piece".